August 20th
18:11
18:11
How to get out of a ticket, Jedi style
- Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
- Me: I wasn't speeding
- Police: You weren't speeding.
- Me: You don't need to see my identification
- Police: I don't need to see your identification
- Me: I'm not the person you were looking for.
- Police: You're not the person I was looking for.
- Me: I can go about my business
- Police: You can go about your business
- Me: Move along
- Police: Move along