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August 20th
18:11

How to get out of a ticket, Jedi style

  • Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
  • Me: I wasn't speeding
  • Police: You weren't speeding.
  • Me: You don't need to see my identification
  • Police: I don't need to see your identification
  • Me: I'm not the person you were looking for.
  • Police: You're not the person I was looking for.
  • Me: I can go about my business
  • Police: You can go about your business
  • Me: Move along
  • Police: Move along
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